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Basically you pay them $40 to deliver a rose to the address that your young lovely has provided you with… when she opens the door, they snap the digi-pic… then you have the first big bilingual beat down of your young relationship with your soon-to-be better half…a woman who has witnessed the fall of communism… waited in breadlines… and fought her way passed ruthless mafiosos to make her way to the USA so that she can thoroughly bust your balls for the rest of your life… or at least until you are broke.

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Not that this is mind-blowing or anything, but I thought this one was kinda funny…

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Personally… I think they sound delicious.
Lolliphile

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Basically “The Platinum Tees” are golf course escorts. They take a bunch of models and put ‘em through golf school, so that they know how to “take care of your ball, clean your clubs, drive your cart, fix divots, tend the pin, and most importantly keep you smiling!”

When you go to the website there’s a virtual gallery with all the ladies in bikinis so’s you can pick yer poison…which is a little misleading, because unfortunately, the fine print admits that they have to meet you at the course “professionally dressed according to dress code.”
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Map of single men vs. single women across the country…
maps : Who’s Your City? by Richard Florida

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Reusable skins to wrap beers with and make em look like sodas… no grape drink unfortunately…
Beer Can Wraps from PrankPlace.com
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NUDAR - GPS for Strip Clubs & Nudity: “NUDAR will lead you to strip clubs, nude beaches, nudist resorts and naked hotties across the globe.”

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