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ESPN - Giuliani’s son sues Duke, says he was wrongfully kicked off golf team - College Sports
The coach was cutting the 13 player team in half, and lil’ 9/11 didn’t make the cut…
So now he’s suing, claiming that the coach is interfering with his efforts to become a professional golfer.
Kinda sounds like the kid’s got a CREEPY sense of entitlement…
(Via ESPN.)
UroClub, For Emergency Golf Course Bladder Relief
UroClub, cousin to MasterSmock, is a way to take a piss on the golf course… good for courses short on shrubbery and surveyed by armies of pervy greenskeepers with binoculars.
(Via The Uber-Review.)
Basically “The Platinum Tees” are golf course escorts. They take a bunch of models and put ‘em through golf school, so that they know how to “take care of your ball, clean your clubs, drive your cart, fix divots, tend the pin, and most importantly keep you smiling!”
When you go to the website there’s a virtual gallery with all the ladies in bikinis so’s you can pick yer poison…which is a little misleading, because unfortunately, the fine print admits that they have to meet you at the course “professionally dressed according to dress code.”
(Via Thrillist)