Big list of funny 911 calls… I recommend “Taco Problems with Antoinette Jones…
911callers.com - Real 911 Phone Calls
(Via VeryShortList)
Soy Guapo y Muy Peligroso
Big list of funny 911 calls… I recommend “Taco Problems with Antoinette Jones…
911callers.com - Real 911 Phone Calls
(Via VeryShortList)
With the dood from Firefly… pretty funny…
I can’t tell if this is real… but it is hilarious either way. The company is called “Love Puppy Sexual Aids LLC”, and the whole site is amazing.
There’s an entire section devoted to “How To Apply a Doggy Condom” with bulletted instructions like, “Don’t Put Condom on Dog Balls” and “Don’t Apply by Mouth”.
And yes… these are actual graphics from the website…

(Via ZOOMDOGGLE.)
UroClub, For Emergency Golf Course Bladder Relief
UroClub, cousin to MasterSmock, is a way to take a piss on the golf course… good for courses short on shrubbery and surveyed by armies of pervy greenskeepers with binoculars.

(Via The Uber-Review.)
(Via Woodsy)
For some reason I think this is hilarious… basically you install this temperature sensitive LED into your shower head, and it switches from blue to red, alerting you when the water has reached an acceptable temperature.
Not sure WHY someone would need this exactly… and if you live in an old building with unreliable water temps, it might feel like you’re getting pulled over in your shower… which would suck… but I still think its funny.
(Via ThinkGeek.)